The weirdest thing that has ever...
Random Number: Thats hott!
Me: I know.
RN: Like rly. what are u wearing?
RN: Seriously james- u got me all hott and ur going 2 leave me hangin?
Me: Lol yeah, sorry. Better luck next time. This is the wrong number btw.
RN: Dont fuck w me like that. I gave u the best orgasm of ur life last nite and its ur turn 2 return the favor.
Me: Yeah. Either you're fucking with me or you seriously have the wrong number.
RN: I HATE it when u do this 2 me! i know ur fucking that lil bitch! u get that motherfucker brandon out of there b4 i get there or im going 2 rip his dick off.
Me: Seriously, this isn't james. Swear to God. You have the wrong number.
RN: Im not going 2 let u lie 2 me again. i let u come on my face last nite and this is how u treat me?!
Me: Lmao you're telling all of this to the wrong person but thanks anyway.
RN: Dont act like u didnt like it in ur skinny lil ass last nite.
Me: Well damn you got me. Or you would have if this was the right number which it isn't.
RN: And ur pale white skin and blonde hair looked good in the moonlite. and ur hazel eyes looked up at me while i was in ur mouth!
Me: How romantic.
RN: It was! and u liked it when i dripped the candle wax on ur nipples. u dirty lil fuck.
Me: Okay seriously. This has to be a joke.
RN: If ur telling me our love is a joke then i guess it is. ur a fucking douche. ur dads better looking anyway!
Me: Look, I'm sure you and james have a beautiful relationship but i'm not him. Wrong number!
RN: Ur a lying fuck. u lie 2 me all the time and i cant stand the constant lying anymore.
Me: I'm really sorry you're feeling that way. Maybe you should break up with him. Of course you would have to talk to him to do it.
RN: -calls: indiscernable yelling. hangs up-
Me: Nice try but it's still the wrong number.
RN: Dont fucking talk to me. im the best thing ull never have!
Me: Probably because you're texting the wrong person. I'm a girl, not a james. And by the sound of it he did have you. No offense.
RN: Ur rt. u did have the BIGGEST and BEST part of me. now u can fuck around w those little bastards matt and adrian all u want.
Me: You're seriously just fucking with me. This is a joke. I sat at home all night watching That 70s Show and you have the wrong number.
RN: U know thats my favorite show. i cant get arrested again. ill beat ur ass at work tmw. I HOPE U HAVE ALL THE FUN U CAN HANDLE TONITE.
Me: Okay sir. Have a swell night.
RN: Dont give me that condescending tone. u know i prefer maam.
Me: My bad, ma'am. I didn't mean anything by it. Goodnight.
---------------
Nope Erika, that definitely was not me playing a joke on you. That was however the best thing I've ever read.
----------------
haha, I died at the ending. "I didn't mean anything by it."
Mar 1st